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October 19, 2007 at 2:24 pm · Filed under Internet

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so go and check it out.. and let me know what u feel .. or don’t :).

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September 11, 2007 at 11:13 am · Filed under Blabber

With heavy inputs from ma good friends tapan, deedar and aditya

you know you’re a pakka desi when:

you wear white Reebok shoes over formal pants and tuck in your fake Cambridge T-shirts in them
you take student discount even when ur kids are students …
You stand in a line at Best Buy for 3 hours to get a 5$ discount on Thanks Giving
You prefer to buy New Balance over Nike because they balance your pocket
You wear a outfashioned jeans jacket in 85 degrees !!!
you take a grande @ starfucks with extra cup so that u can share it with ure buddy
youre a desi woman and you buy jeans from the ‘mens‘ section
you are eagerly waiting for GAP and OLD NAVY Spring Summer Collection.. so that you can buy the FALL collection then
T-shirts should clearly say which make it is … in BOLD and CLEAR
you researched for 5 months to buy your 1991 white corolla…in 2007
You are trying to sell your second hand furniture at a higher rate than you bought it initially for
you bring lunch to work and eat only half of it so that u can have the rest for dinner
u ask other desis ‘advice about women‘
You share youtube links more than any other race
You sit in a circle in stripclub and twiddle ur thumbs and never get for a lapdance
while downloading on bit-torrent you keep ure upload speed as 0.1kb
The only pay per view you ever watched was cricket
when you hit the clubs .. naah that wont happen
When buying soda, you go for the 2 litre bottles
When you split a group dinner, often gratuity is not split initially
When you buy Futon thinking that would be the guest bed
When 30% of the things you bought were returned or exchanged
When you prefer to watch Koffee with Karan over Entourage
When you test drive a Lexus and come back with a Toyota
When you watch Hollywood movies with subtitles
your favorite movie is DDLJ
you order veggie chalupa and confirm it twice.. to make sure yaar
When you use Deodorants on your clothes rather than your body … that is if you use a deodorant
When you go for a desi group meet, the only topic you talk about after a few beers is the times in the past when you got completely drunk with other fellow desis
you tell people u did world tour when in reality u visited all those 8 places n sat in the airplane at the airport coz they were stopovers for your cheap lameass 20 dollar discounted flight to India.
When the stripper refuses to sit on you bcoz u asked for 2 lap dances in the price of one. (eh eh please haan I am student no that is why I am saving for future)
When the definition of get together is potluck
you get a phone call from him/her .. eh, eh, who is your travel agent yaar, i got a quote for my india ticket at 1250$ and I heard you got it for 1240$
you fly air india and u steal their blankets, toothpaste, brush, chaddi, baniyan .. everything air india has to offer
you do the same as above for hotels too
your favorite website is raaga.com
When you read blogs like this and reply with fuckall comments
you call some one a nerd just because they know some new technology that you also know !!!
eh eh, call me after 9 haan, no day time minutes
U think its so patriotic to wear traditional dress in US of A when u yourself despise wearing anything but a tshirt n a levis jean in India.
U walk on Rodeo drive as if u own 4 boutiques when in reality the only thought thats going thru your “waatana”(go look that up in google biyaach) sized brain is 1$=43Rs
U act like a “player” by pretending to ignore white chicks that mistakenly glance towards you when in reality then dont give a rats ass about your sorry little existence.
You always ask for Water with no ice
You wear jeans on the beach !!
you have grp pics with white people with captions “with friends” on your orkut who have never scrapped you
you reply - “I design protocol stacks” when others ask you whats ure job profile - and then you dont ask them back, condescendingly, assuming that they are secretaries
your relatives in india think your a freakin awesome person - coz they think goin to the US is a big thing
when your friend tells u he’s going to India - you assume he is going to meet girls to get married
… and continuing the previous post- they actually do go to meet girls to get married - and they’re UGLY BITCHES
U use “like” multiple times in conversation in your campaign of “trying to fit in with the white boys” n end up redefining the term “GAY”
U try desperately to at